Do you swallow?

Asks the nice man in the kebab shop. Now, forgive me for being so naive, but this is not what I expect from my kebab shop experience. It's bad enough getting abuse for asking if the curry sauce is vegetarian. The answer was yes by the way, that explains why some of it is on my beautiful silk top.

That was yes to the curry sauce by the way. You'll have to know me a lot better before I answer the other one.

It was an odd night. I like 5th ave, it's one of my favourite places to go, but 80p bottles are my downfall I feel, and I think I've had too many of them. I'm working tomorrow, and I have to drive there. I will drink water, I promise.

But I pulled a nice boy who went by the name of Nick. He asked me back to his place in Salford. Then he made the mistake of accusing me of being a Man Met student. They don't do Medicine at Man Met my love, you just lost yourself a good night.

I have a date next week that I'm quite happy about. It is silly really as I've been messed about by this man a fair bit, I'm sure I've mentioned it before. But as I say, I'm excited, even if everyone else thinks I'm crazy. Sod it. Hope it goes well.

Oh bloody hell work is sooner than I thought.

I'll leave you with a beautiful quiz from The Mint (or whatever ITV call their Quiz Call thingymabob)

Double....

They already have double act, double bed, double cream and double take.

We're going with double entendre. This could be above their usual viewing audience's intellect.